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[roars]

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[gentle guitar music]

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[birds chirping]

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*

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* Everything's normal,
nobody's mopin' *

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* Let's take it for granted
the campus is open *

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* Our freedom will be here

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* That is a given

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* I'm Principal Scudworth *

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* To power I'm driven *

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* Cleo, only Cleo

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* Cleo, Cleo, Cleo,
Cleo, Cleo *

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* Cleo, only Cleo

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* Cleo, Cleo, Cleo, Cleo,
Cleo, Cleo, Cleo *

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* Ay-ay-ay-Abe

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(all)
* Organically awesome
fantastical bliss *

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* If something bad happened

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* It'd probably sound
like thissssss *

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(all)
* Normal

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(Abandoned Pools singing)
* Way, way back in the 1980s

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* Secret government employees

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* Dug up famous
guys and ladies *

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* And made amusing
genetic copies *

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* Now the clones
are sexy teens now *

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* They're gonna make it
if they try *

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* Loving, learning,
sharing, judging *

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* Time to laugh
and shiver and cry *

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* Clone High

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* Clone High

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(Joan )
So, everybody,
put your hands together,

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and pull them apart.

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Then put them back together
again,

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making a skin-on-skin
slapping noise

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for Larry Hardcore!

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[cheers and applause]

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Are you ready to say no
to drugs?

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Whoo!

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'Cause if you don't
say no to drugs,

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you're gonna say yes
to regret.

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And believe me, I know a little
something about regret.

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I regret the time
that I got "high"

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and wrote a hit song

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and it made me
insane amounts of coin...

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coin I used to buy more drugs...

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and a motorboat

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and a house for my mom.

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Plus I gave some to charity.

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See, I was into everything:

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weed, grass, ganja, reefer,

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marijuana, Mary Jane.

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I did it all.

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I even smoked pot once.

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[all gasp]

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I was such a waste case,

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I would have probably smoked--
I don't know--raisins

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if somebody told me
they got you high.

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You can smoke raisins?

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I've always enjoyed
ingesting raisins,

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but I never thought about
smoking them.

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Now I have,
and I want to do it.

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It sounds
so dangerous.

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(JFK)
Perhaps that scary-looking
hooded fella

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lurking in the shadows
knows where we can get some.

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[sinister voice]
Yes.

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Come to me.

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Come to me.

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[coughs and clears throat]

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[normal voice]
Pardon.

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Come to me.

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Step into my office.

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Hold my calls.

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Sun nuggets. Solar babies.
La uva loca.

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California's finest,
all for you to smoke-a.

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I like your funny words,
magic man.

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I'm the pusher!

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How many scoops?

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Two, please.

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[both laughing]

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[laughing]
Two scoops of raisins.

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Oh, man, that's funny.

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So that's why smoking raisins
isn't cool.

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Wow, she's right!

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That Joan of Arc
is a convincing speaker.

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(JFK)
All cool people

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report to my van
to smoke raisins!

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- Yeah!
- JFK is a convincing speaker.

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Are you coming, Abe?

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Well, if you are
and everyone else is...

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Abe, don't.

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What about all you've previously
said about peer pressure?

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Joan, Cleo and I have been
dating for two weeks now.

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If I don't follow her
to JFK's van,

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she might hook up
with someone else.

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It's called trust, Joan.

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Mr. Butlertron,
my robot butler,

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were you aware that there's
a secret association

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consisting of both
parents and teachers

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manipulating events
behind my back?

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Are you referring
to the PTA?

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So you do know!

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Any group that controls
this many fonts

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and is bold enough to use

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all these exclamation marks

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must be incredibly powerful!

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And soon, in fact, this Thursday
in the cafetorium,

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I shall become their leader!

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[inhales]

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[exhales]

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Whoa.

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Smokin' raisins
is like LSD...

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on acid.

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[inhales]

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[exhales]

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Abe...

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inhale some dried fruit.

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No.

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The only thing Gandhi and I
will be inhaling

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is a little drug
called abstinence.

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And no amount of peer pressure
will change our minds.

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Wow, I'm accepted.

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[inhales]

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[glass shatters]

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[screams]

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[glass shatters]

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[laughing]

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Welcome, Gandhi.
It is I, Geldhemoor.

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I am here to take you
on a magical journey

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into your subconscious.

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What are you?

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I am a humkeycorn--

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half hummingbird,
half donkey,

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and half unicorn.

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Eat this magic trail mix
so we can begin our quest.

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A donkey and a hummingbird
doin' it?

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[giggles]

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I hope your mom
wasn't the hummingbird!

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Just eat the damn trail mix,
Gandhi.

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Wow, I'm shrinking!

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And somehow my clothes are also
shrinking in proportion!

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And my voice is getting higher
in proportion to the shrinkage

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of my clothes and my body!

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Now grab on to my horn,
and away we go!

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Uh, Gandhi, would you mind
eating just a little more

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magic trail mix?

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I don't mean to be difficult,
but I recently had back surgery.

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Abe, I hear
when you're high on raisins,

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first and a half base
is amazing.

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Under the shirt,
over the bra?

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Yes.

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Everybody's doin' it.

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Give in to peer pressure.

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Don't be a wussy.

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What's it gonna be, Abe?

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What's it gonna be?

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(Cleopatra)
What's it gonna be, Abe?

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Hand me that raisin doobie.

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[inhales]

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[coughing]

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Huh.
I don't really feel anything.

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Well, I have a strong
constitution,

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so I don't really--

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I can taste the sun!

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[laughing]

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Oh!

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Hello, revelers!

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I am Captain Lavender,

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and this is my common-law wife,
Rain Melon.

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Now it is time to express
our togetherness

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through manic
sexualized dancing!

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[psychedelic music]

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*

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(men)
* Wah, wah, blah, cha

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(man)
* Bug dance, gravy trance

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* Butterfly dream

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* Hog, frog, vegan bread,
sunflower cream *

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* Tie-dye, contact high,
love from the sun *

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* Smoke, fly, raisins dry,
Vietnam fun *

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* Berry crop

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whack!

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What happened, Abe?

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Why didn't you just tell them
you were high

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on your mother's love
like we rehearsed?

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I did, Joan.

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But fortunately,
I have real friends

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who kept pressuring me
until I understood

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the fantastical truth
about raisins.

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Oof!

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You've changed, Abe.

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Well, maybe
everything's changed,

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only you haven't changed,

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so you're the one who's changed,
because it's all relative!

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Hmm?

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Hmm.

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Gandhi, the first stage
of your journey

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is to find
the magic amulet of Balthazul.

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It will lead you
to a beautiful princess

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imprisoned
in the Castle Fusilor.

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Fish and asparagus
sounds good right about now.

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Gandhi! No!

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[screams]

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[grunts]

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[cat munching]

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Abe, where have you been?

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The library.

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I mean the--

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Get off my back!

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Your mother found these
in your pants, Smokey!

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Those weren't
for smoking.

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They're just a project
for school.

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They were Gandhi's.
I was holding them for him.

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I've never seen those before
in my life.

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You're the one holding raisins.

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I should ask
where you got them.

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What are raisins?

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From you, okay?

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I learned it
from watching you!

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Oh, tree, I wish
you had some idea

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how to solve
the raisin problem.

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I got something that'll make
all your teenage problems

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go up in smoke.

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[exhales]

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[echoing]
Check it!

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[inhales]

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[hard rock music]

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* I'm the pusher *

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* The pusher

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* I push raisins on kids
and kids think it's cool *

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* 'Cause they're told
not to do it *

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* By their parents
and school *

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* I'm the pusher *

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* I'm the pusher *

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* I become alluring
with bans and boycotts *

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* First they'll smoke raisins *

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* Then they'll shoot up
apricots *

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* I know you can't resist me *

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* Know you wanna
smoke some fruit *

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* Check out my sweet-ass
matching pantsuit *

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* I'm the badass,
low-class pusher *

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* I'm the booty-lickin'
taco-stickin' pusher *

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* Kids think drugs are cool

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* That is why I rule

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* I provoke simple folk
so they'll smoke *

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* Take a toke,
get your foot off my cloak *

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Oh, sorry.

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* I'm the sky-high,
have-a-try pusher *

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* I'm the smoke-screen,
have-a-dream pusher *

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* I'm the booty-pokin',
raisin-smokin' pusher *

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* And in summary,
I'm the pusher *

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*

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So how many scoops?

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How many do you got?

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[echoing]
Hello!

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[robotic voice]
We've been expecting you,
Gandhi.

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Whoa!

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It is I,

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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

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Oh, my God!
You guys got so hot!

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You used to be,
like, troll babies,

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but, you know,
I never gave up hope.

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All our gold and riches
are now yours...

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except that amulet.

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It was given to me
by Dave Coulier,

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a dear friend.

264
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Actually, you can have it.

265
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Wow, this is the amulet
that Geldhemoor spoke of.

266
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And there's an inscription
on the bottom.

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"Cut it out."

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Journey to the Castle Fusilor
and defeat the terrible dragon,

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he who is called
Daniel Feldspar,

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and save
the Princess Gremulon,

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she who is descended from
the great Rivinojaneelankavil.

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And?

273
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Save the princess, Gandhi,
and she will thrice lay you.

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Like your clonefather,
the original Gandhi,

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your quiet strength
shall lead us to redemption.

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Yow!
Thrice laid! Ha-ha!

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We found raisins
in Abe's pockets,

278
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but he said
they were Gandhi's.

279
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Our Gandhi
would never do drugs.

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In an unrelated story,
he's been missing for four days.

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People!

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Raisins are a gateway fruit.

283
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Now, I'm on the fence
about this.

284
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What if there were some way
we could fence them

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from the dangers and offenses
of the world?

286
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How about--
oh, I don't know--

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a fence?

288
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And I shall exploit
this organization's power

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to build it...

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as your new king,

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King Scudworth
the Lionhearted!

292
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Actually, we're governed
by a volunteer committee

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that serves--

294
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I said king!

295
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It's like
the "civilized" world

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doesn't understand us
and our self-importance.

297
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Yeah.

298
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It's like,
first and a half base...

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we should totally just go there,

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just to show them.

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[chuckles]

302
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Did you bring protection?

303
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[horn honking]

304
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Hop aboard Sergeant JFK's
magical mystery tour!

305
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Uh, Cleo and I are kind of
having a celestial moment.

306
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And so am I.

307
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The moon is chasing me.

308
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Everywhere I go,
there he is.

309
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Knock it off, moon!

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I'm coming up there!

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Neh...

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neh...

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[screams]

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[both gasp]

315
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(Abe's foster mom)
Abe?

316
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[talking backwards]

317
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[wind whistling]

318
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[ominous drumbeats]

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(Scudworth)
* I'm building a fence *

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* It's our last defense *

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* Raisins'll be past tense *

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* And I'll rule the parents *

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* Build it higher

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* Build it higher-er-er

325
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* Build it hi-i-igher-er-er-er

326
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[laughing wickedly]

327
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[fast guitar music]

328
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* Grounded?
For what? *

329
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* For growing up?
For being free? *

330
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* We're doing this for you, boy,
not doing it for me *

331
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* You're not going
to the hippie beach *

332
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* Drum circle
peace fair *

333
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* Abe

334
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* Abe's my slave name,
square *

335
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* Captain Lavender

336
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* Raisins
are building a barrier *

337
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* And we need to build a wall
to break it down *

338
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* You don't understand us *

339
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* You and this stinkin' town *

340
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* I wish I could die

341
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* Your barbecued chicken's
very dry *

342
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[glass shatters]

343
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[gasps]

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[roars]

345
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G'day, Gandhi.

346
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It is I, Daniel Feldspar,

347
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a stereotypically
Australian dragon.

348
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I'm gonna eat you
like a dingo eats his baby.

349
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Koala! Boomerang!
Wallaby!

350
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Oi! Oi! Oi!

351
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Shrimp on a barbie...

352
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This quest is too hard.

353
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What would the real Gandhi do?

354
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[gasps]
Hey, dragon!

355
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I'm thinking about going
on a hunger strike,

356
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but I've never
tried Vegemite.

357
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Never tried Vegemite?

358
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Wait here.
I'll fix you a sammy.

359
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[humming]

360
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* I'm gonna make a sammy
for Gandhi *

361
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[humming continues]

362
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(Gandhi)
Geldhemoor.

363
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But where's the princess?

364
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Closer than you think, Gandhi.

365
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Use the amulet.

366
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[choral singing]

367
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It was I all along.

368
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As reward for your bravery
and leadership,

369
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I shall thrice lay you.

370
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Uh...that's cool.

371
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But...I'm good.

372
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But--but I shall
thrice lay you.

373
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Um...I just ate,

374
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and they say
that you shouldn't lay thrice,

375
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uh, after eating.

376
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:07,733
Uh, thank you.

377
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:08,800
Uh...

378
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we could just do coffee first.

379
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It doesn't have to be
a big deal.

380
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It's just, um,

381
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I've got to be up early.

382
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Oh, okay.

383
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:20,200
All right.
That's fine.

384
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,067
I'm kind of seeing someone
anyway.

385
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:25,067
Well, um...

386
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thanks for the trippy adventure
through my subconscious.

387
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I'll call you.

388
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Okay, great.

389
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You know, maybe we could,
uh, hang out

390
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but, you know, not...

391
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Sure, sometime, maybe.

392
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Not lay.

393
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Whatever.

394
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Just hang.

395
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Yeah, well, I'm listed
in Santa Monica.

396
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Thanks.

397
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[rock music]

398
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*

399
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:10,233
* They're not gonna crush
our freedom *

400
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:14,500
* We smoke raisins
but they just eat 'em *

401
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:18,667
* The sun is raising us
to a higher plane *

402
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:22,833
* After this line
there's gonna be a refrain *

403
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,733
* Watch me

404
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,367
* Hold me

405
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:28,867
* Sign my cast for me

406
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* Wheel me

407
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,300
(all)
* And it's raisin' us higher *

408
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* And higher

409
00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:38,567
* Raisins are from heaven

410
00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:40,567
* Now we're raisin' hell *

411
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:42,233
(all)
* Higher

412
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* And higher

413
00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:46,400
* Build the pickets higher

414
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,067
* Don't skimp
on that barbed wire *

415
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,267
(all)
* Higher

416
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* And higher

417
00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:54,533
* My power grows higher

418
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,567
* With each raisin buyer

419
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Attack!

420
00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:02,600
* I'm king of the wall *

421
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,500
* You're going to fall *

422
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,733
* When push comes to shove
we'll conquer with love *

423
00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:12,867
(all)
* Love, only love

424
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:16,800
* Love, love, love, love, love,
love, love, love, love *

425
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,633
* Love, only love

426
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:20,767
This isn't working!

427
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,833
Love is just
an abstract concept.

428
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,100
It can't knock down stuff.

429
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,067
* I'll build it higher *

430
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,667
* I'm getting higher *

431
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,833
* Higher

432
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,333
* Higher

433
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:37,367
* Higherrrrrrr

434
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:43,267
* Higherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

435
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:44,933
[yells]

436
00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:46,667
Where am I?

437
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,900
(man)
Inside of you.

438
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,300
Inside of me too.

439
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:54,333
And me is you.

440
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:58,067
* You must see the truth
about the evil raisin *

441
00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:02,433
* You're all enslaved by
the joints that you're blazin' *

442
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,100
* If you free up
the kids *

443
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,833
* It'd be you
that they're praisin' *

444
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:11,800
* Cleo would do you
and I hear she's amazin' *

445
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,267
You were my cloned conception.

446
00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:16,500
Now you'll lead us
to redemption.

447
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,233
For you are my son.

448
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:20,233
* My son

449
00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:22,233
* My son

450
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:25,067
* My son

451
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:27,333
* Ay-ay-ay-Abe

452
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,900
Abe, are you okay?

453
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,667
I am now, Joan.

454
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:35,100
Man, I look like a jackass
in these rainbow shorts.

455
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,067
Yes, you do, Abe.
But don't worry.

456
00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:38,467
I've got a plan.

457
00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:40,067
Hey, parents!

458
00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:43,433
I bought all these raisins
for me and my student peers,

459
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,433
and now
we're gonna smoke them.

460
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:46,767
Let's just burn 'em.

461
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,533
Burn 'em like the roof's
on fire.

462
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:52,200
(all)
Burn 'em! Burn 'em!
Burn 'em! Burn 'em!

463
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,233
Burn 'em! Burn 'em!

464
00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:55,767
[all inhaling]

465
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:59,600
Whoa, these raisin fumes
are making me feel

466
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,167
all groovy inside.

467
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,367
Now that authority figures
are doing it,

468
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:06,300
it doesn't seem
so rebellious.

469
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,867
Let's smoke crack
instead.

470
00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:09,967
No!

471
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,667
My power is diminishing!

472
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:14,900
Oh, I'm the pusher...

473
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,633
the pusher.

474
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:21,267
Let's see who this pusher
really is.

475
00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:22,833
Larry Hardcore?

476
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:24,033
But why?

477
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:25,133
[groans]

478
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:26,633
I opened
for the California Raisins

479
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:28,233
on their '89 tour,

480
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:31,033
but these days, the only
dancing fruits kids want to see

481
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:33,133
are the Backstreet Boys.

482
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,700
[sighs]

483
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,067
The point is,
the Raisin Council

484
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:40,467
needed a new marketing campaign
to attract teens.

485
00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:42,267
Do you mean to say

486
00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:45,333
smoking raisins
doesn't really get you high?

487
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,733
That's right.

488
00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:49,600
Those psychedelic adventures
were all in your heads.

489
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,100
All in your heads.

490
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,867
(Gandhi)
Hi, everybody!

491
00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:55,567
Who wants Vegemite?

492
00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:59,467
(male narrator)
Next time,
on a very special Clone High...

493
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,233
one of the clones
will be horribly killed.

494
00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:04,300
[whispering]
My money's on Abe.

495
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,667
(Abandoned Pools singing)
* Way back in the 1980s

496
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:09,700
* Secret government
employees *

497
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:12,533
* Dug up famous
guys and ladies *

498
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:15,600
* And made amusing
genetic copies *

499
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,500
* Now the clones
are sexy teens now *

500
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,467
* They're gonna make
it if they try *

501
00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:24,333
* Loving, learning,
sharing, judging *

502
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:30,567
* Time to laugh and
shiver and cry *

503
00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:33,733
* Clone High